Another 100 cat related quotes for your enjoyment
@Irrmago via Twenty20
Quotes part 1
“The vanity of man revolts from the serene indifference of the cat.” – Agnes Repplier
“Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them.” – Compton MacKenzie
“Cats are like potato chips – it's hard to have just one.” – Sandra Charon
“The trouble with sharing one's bed with cats is that they'd rather sleep on you than beside you.” – Pam Brown
“Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience.” – Michael Stevens
“The smallest kitten only needs a week to be in full possession of a house and its owners.” – Pam Brown
“It occurs to me that I can't remember ever reading about a murderer who gave house room to, or was fond of, a cat.” – P D James
“Every cat is special in its own way.” – Sara Jane Clark
“‘Never believe a rumor of my death,' said Peter. ‘I have as many lives as a cat. Also as many teeth, as many claws, and the same cheery, cooperative disposition.'” – Orson Scott Card
“The extraordinary thing about any cat is the effect it has on its owner.” – Peter Gethers
“His attitude seemed to be, how can anyone not love a cat?” – Vicki Myron
“By the time my key hits the lock I hear the soft press of paws on the other side of the door.” – Gwen Cooper
“A cat chooses its owner, not the other way around.” – Helen Brown
“We have three cats. It's like having children, but there's no tuition involved.” – Ronald Reagan
“Tall, dark and handsome was hot. Tall, dark, and handsome with a nestled kitten? Atomic.” – Chloe Neill
“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a lot of ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.” – Joseph Wood Krutch
“If you want to know the character of a man, find out what his cat thinks of him.” – Unknown
“Sleeping together is a euphemism for people, but tantamount to marriage with cats.” – Marge Percy
“It is good to be a cynic – it is better to be a contented cat – and it is best not to exist at all.” – H P Lovecraft
“The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.” – W C Fields
“All cats love a cushioned couch.” – Jacques Adert
“I named my kitten Rose – fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns.” – Astrid Alauda
“Kittens learn early to listen intently when someone calls them – and do absolutely nothing.” – Pam Brown
“I think all cats are wild. They only act tame if there's a saucer of milk in it for them.” – Douglas Adams
“Getting a cat is a greater commitment than getting married.” – Seymour Chwast and Paula Scher
You loving me and me loving you.” – Marchette Chute
“If I tried to tell you how much I love my cats, you wouldn't believe me.” – Lexie Saige
“It isn't always easy being a father to a cat.” – B L Diamond
“A house without a cat, how empty!” – Bertrand Vac
“Cats are living adornments.” – Edwin Lent
“The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude.” – Robert Brault
“Cats are distant, discreet, impeccably clean and able to stay silent. What more could be needed to be good company?” – Marie Leczinska
“A sleeping cat is ever alert.” – Fred Schwab
“Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.” – Lillian Jackson Braun
“The cat is the mirror of his human's mind.” – Winifred Carriere
“People become fixated on cats. They turn into cat people. They think about their cats, talk obsessively about their cats, worry about their cats – and write about them.” – Charles Elliott
“Cats are the sentinels of the invisible.” – Louis Velle
“All kittens, from the very first, set out to teach their humans to adapt to the needs of a cat. As a reward, they grant them the position of honorary cat.” – Pam Brown
“A cat's name may tell you more about its owners than it does about the cat.” – Linda W Lewis
“Everyone who owns a cat is a cat-watcher.” – Roger Caras
“When you are a cat, you are the one that goes alone and for which all paths are identical.” – Jacques Roubaud
“Everyone on this planet loves cats. Whoever does not like them is an alien.” – Jim Davis
“People who love cats love their independence because this is what ensures their freedom.” – Annie Duperey
“The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.” – Jules Reynard
“Cat names give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you.” – Alan Ayckbourn
“A cat is a living work of art.” – Patricia Highsmith
“You can tell your cat anything and he'll still love you.” – Helen Powers
“Never wear anything that panics the cat.” – P J O'Rourke
“To err is human, to purr is feline.” – Robert Byrne
“Some people are born into cat-loving families, some achieve cats, and some have cats thrust upon them.” – William H A Carr
“I really am a cat transformed into a woman.” – Brigitte Bardot
Quotes part 2
“The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.” – Jules Reynard
“To some blind souls all cats are much alike. To a cat lover every cat from the beginning of time has been utterly and amazingly unique.” – Jenny De Vries
“The cat has a prophetic spirit and ancient Egyptians were right in honouring it.” – Pierre de Ronsard
“A cat can purr its way out of anything.” – Donna McCrohan
“You put quite a fight for a tame kitty.” – Erin Hunter, Into the Wild
“Cats conspire to keep us at arm's length.” – Frank Perkins
“All cats can see futures, and see echoes of the past.” – Neil Gaiman
“The key to a successful new relationship between a cat and human is patience.” – Susan Easterly
“Their eyes are fathomless depths of cat-world mysteries.” – Lesley Anne Ivory
“The key to a successful new relationship between a cat and human is patience.” – Susan Easterly
“Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of.” – Sir Walter Scott
“Everyone's pet is the most outstanding.” – Jean Cocteau
“If cats could talk, they would lie to you.” – Bob Kopack
“A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand.” – Yakaoka Genrin
“I was only a small child when the seeds of cat enchantment were sown within me.” – May Eustace
“A cat allows you to sleep on the bed. On the edge.” – Jenny de Vries
“I grew up with such an affinity to cats. I adore the way that they think and operate.” – Guy Pearce
“Deep down, the cat is cat. That's what makes him so beautiful.” – Didier Hallepee
“The cat does not negotiate with the mouse.” – Robert K Massie
“When dogs leap onto your bed, it's because they adore being with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it's because they adore your bed.” – Alisha Everett
“Could the purr be anything but contemplative?” – Irving Townsend
“Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly.” – Andre Norton
“People who love cats sometimes do have excessive confidence in intuition.” – Annie Duperey
“She had other friends – friends that wouldn't leave her. She had the cats.” – Jacqueline West
“A kitten is, in the animal world, what a rosebud is in the garden.” – Robert Southey
“Loving cats is to be on the right side once and for all, it is abolishing the old superstitions, it is rehabilitating the heretics.” – Louis Nucera
“Mad Cat Man is a less widely reported phenomenon than Mad Cat Lady, but I am here to tell you that he exists.” – Tom Cox
“It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can't see.” – Eleanor Farjeon
“All kittens are cute until they grow up and become ugly.” – Jim Davis, Garfield
“When I first meet a cat, I want to pet them.” – Jackson Galaxy
“I love my cats more than I love most people. Probably more than is healthy.” – Amy Lee
“Maybe you can't change the whole world, but you can change the world for one cat.” – Dusty Rainbolt
“I don't mind a cat, in its place. But its place is not right in the middle of my back at 4am.” – Maynard Good Stoddard
“Because his long, white whiskers tickled, I began every day laughing.” – Janet F Faure
“Never pick up a stray kitten… unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.” – Robert A Heinlein
“Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.” – Oliver Herford
“It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.” – Cynthia E Varnado
“Other people's stories about their cats can be as tedious as stories about their children.” – Sidney Denham
“A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.” – Hazel Nicholson
“Cats are the visible angels of the cities! There is always an eye of a cat observing you somewhere!” – Mehmet Murat Ildan
“The vanity of man revolts from the serene indifference of the cat.” – Agnes Repplier
“Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner.” – Stephen Baker
“For the cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see…” – H P Lovecraft
“Cat people are different to the extent that they generally are non-conformists. How could they be otherwise with a cat running their lives?” – Louis Camuti
“There are beauties that are beyond words. Cats belong to this order.” – Louis Nucera
“Sophie knew about power animals, everyone did…Sophie thought she might be a cat, she liked cats a lot.” – Michelle Tea
“I cannot deny that the cat lover and his cat have a master/slave relationship. The cat is the master.” – Arthur R Kassin
“A cat brings you gifts: half a lizard, an eviscerated squirrel, but she means well.” – Leonore Fleischer
“The best kind of alarm clock is the purring kind.” – Terri Guillemets
“She loves the smell of his fur, all warm and musky and cat-spit clean.” – Sara Stark
“Cats are smart and aware of it.” – Tomi Ungerer
“My boyfriend said it was him or the cat…I miss him sometimes.” – Unknown